Was prompted by Gadge's addition to the three little pigs joke
Don't know if anyone has heard this before, I was sent it the other day
My lawn mower broke 2 months ago, my wife kept hinting to me that I should repair it before the house was overrun with weeds.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first - something more important.
She found a good way to make a point
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of nail scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, grabbed her toothbrush and handed it to her.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, would you sweep the driveway?"
The doctors say I will walk again, but only after months of Physio
I will always have a limp.
Last edited by Tyler; 02/04/20 09:14 PM.
