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#104873 02/04/20 09:14 PM
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Was prompted by Gadge's addition to the three little pigs joke

Don't know if anyone has heard this before, I was sent it the other day



My lawn mower broke 2 months ago, my wife kept hinting to me that I should repair it before the house was overrun with weeds.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first - something more important.

She found a good way to make a point

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of nail scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house, grabbed her toothbrush and handed it to her.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, would you sweep the driveway?"

The doctors say I will walk again, but only after months of Physio

I will always have a limp.

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Tyler #108158 01/09/20 12:51 PM
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Didn't realize we had this section and not sure if it has floated around much. I did send it to the Herald Sun and the reply I got was "Oh dear" so I guess that meant they wouldn't print it. Q Why doesn't China have a cricket team A Because they ate all the bats.

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Tyler #108160 01/09/20 01:27 PM
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Thats a good one Norm haha


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