snow white, superman and pinocchio are walking down the road,
they come accross a sign that reads most beautiful woman competition, snow white decides to enter, comes out later and announces that she has won.
then they come accross a sign that reads strongest man competition, so superman enters and of course wins easily.
later in the day they find a competition to find out who the biggest liar in the world is, pinocchio says i got this one easily so he enters, he returns about half an hour later in tears and really distressed, the other two ask what is wrong, he replies i dont understand how i lost, who the hell is julia gillard.
mate!
