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#20699 24/12/10 02:22 AM
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Hi to All,
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. lol
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Nice one Darryl, you have put a a few good ones lately laugh

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Sorry unable to work out where to post a general question. Iam looking for a replacement coil for a rover suzuki, new from rover more than the mower is worth. Any idea's

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Hi Colin, and a warm welcome to the forum. We all love to learn new things and tinker here. grin
Posting on this forum is easy, and I will ask you to re-post this question in the correct area....as in this topic "Joke of the Day"; you may not get any replies. lol

Press "Forum List" in the above toolbar, and when opened, scroll down to the topic "Question on Engines"...scroll to "Rover Engines" and open...select New Topic and re-post. Easy-peasy!

You will notice that we have divided the lawnmower topics into 2 sections....engines and frames. This makes archiving easier.
If you have question on a mower that concerns anything but the engine or spare parts for it, please post in the mower frames area. wink

Once again, Colin, :welcome:
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#20732 25/12/10 03:35 AM
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Thanks Joe, but it's getting harder to find the goodies....most are e-mails with pictures these days mate. cry
Hope you made it to the gullie ok; Merry Xmas Joe. party
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