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So this Blonde turns up at the Pearly Gates and is met by St Peter.Before entering into Heaven you now have to answer 3 questions correctly to which i`ll tick off as being right he informs her.Firstly-How many 'T's are there in a week? After a few moments thought she replies-"2".Two!! How did you come up with that? Well there`s Today & Tomorrow she says.Quite bewildered St Peter ponders her answer and exclaims that in all honesty she is quite correct.Ok says St Peter,your Second question is this-How many seconds are there in a year? Now think carefully & I`ll return for your answer later.A while later upon seeing St Peter the Blonde blurts out there are 12 seconds in a year.Good Lord how in Heavens name can you say that? That`s easy,there`s the 2nd January,2nd February etc etc,she says.Giving some thought to her answer St Peter concludes she is correct.Now Miss,please take your time and think hard about your 3rd answer to which i`ll return tomorrow to hear.What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda? Next day St Peter returns quite confident that he will turn the Blonde away from entering Heaven.Upon meeting her & without waiting,the Blonde shouts out,"Andy" was his name.Andy!Andy.My Lord,now how on Earth can you say that? Oh, that was the easiest of all the questions,she says.How so? Andy sang,Andy watched,Andy waited till his billy boiled, she said.St Peter,quite exhausted by the whole ordeal allowed her to enter through the Pearly Gates.

Now that's one of the smartest blondes I have come across.

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