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Hi ODK members this is true and happened to me earlier this year
Ian
Buying a Tarp
In the Townsville Bulletin there are ads for heavy duty tarps one being 6 meters x 3 meters for $75, now seeing I need a new tarp to fit on the side of my van I decide to check it out
The tarps are advertising/promotional signs on one side only the other side is white, now these tarps are all folded up so you can�t see what is on them and the sales woman was saying this one is from AAMI (that�s what I thought she was saying) and was in good condition, so bought it
When I got it home and laid it out it was from AMI (Advanced Medical Institute) not AAMI and it read in 1 meter high letters on two rows �MAKING LOVE, DO IT LONGER�
Now when she who thinks she is boss saw it and said �where are you putting that� I said on the van and the only thing missing was a sign on the van door saying something like �free trial run inside� well I got some funny looks and strange sounds, what did I say something wrong??
PS
Update, that one is now cut in half and used on my Ute and WE have one with a nice beach picture on it for the van, bugger bugger bugger

Hi Ian, and ODK members,
That sign would have got some queer looks as you traveled down the highway mate....
She, (that must be obeyed,) would not have been impressed!!

Merry Xmas to you and yours, Ian,

Hi IanOZ, Deejay and ODK members,

That is hilarious. I mean:-
"Update, that one is now cut in half and used on my Ute and WE have one with a nice beach picture on it for the van."

I can just imagine a 'She, who must be obeyed' doing that. It's symbolic neutering.
To compensate I present you with the new, manly ODK fragrance:-



p.s. Darryl said that the sign "would have got some queer looks".
If it caused an accident, you could say that AMI may have met AAMI!

All very 'interesting'
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JACK

Hoe the tarp looks on the Ute
Ian