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#18474 13/08/10 05:05 AM
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Hi to All,
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man.

He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had
evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight.
There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the
vault lid was already in place.
I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around.
I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.
I played like I've never played before for this homeless
man. And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep.
They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car.
Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers
say,
"I never seen nothin' like that before ,and I've been putting in septic tanks, for twenty years." lol
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Hahaha, ohhh man that's a good one!

Those homeless men are everywhere to be found.

The other day, a homeless guy asked me for some change,
said his underpants had holes in them.

I said "yeah I can see where your coming from."


lol Cheers

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Hey ajay, that's a good1 lol
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