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#18148 21/07/10 04:35 PM
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 32
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Hi EveryOne


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do
to make their days interesting.

Thought you might like to see what happened to me last week.
I went to the store the other day.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out, there was a traffic cop writing
out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, 'Come on mate, how about
giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him some names.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tyres.

So I called him a POS.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him,
the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a rats..... My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.
It's important. smile

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ajay #18159 22/07/10 05:52 AM
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Hey Ajay, another good1
lol
cheers2


Please do not PM me asking for support. Please post your questions in the appropriate forums, as the replies it may receive may help all members, not just the individual member.
Kindest Regards, Darryl grin



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