Greetings to all.
I expect another wonderful year in store for us all.
This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring
at a girl wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.
Finally his curiosity gets the best of him,
so he walks over and asks:
"How do you get into those pants?".
The young woman looks him over and replies:
"Well, you could start off by buying me a drink ... ".
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My wife asked for a grand piano for Christmas.
I said, "how about an upright organ?".
Happy New Year.
