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A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.

She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house
told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use
a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband Bert goes out
to darts," she said, so the girl agreed
to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match,
the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl
got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass
didn't have any pubic hair and told Bert when he came home.

He found this hard to believe, so she said, "Look, next week
I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you pop back
from the darts and see for yourself."

The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed,
the wife asked, "Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown
any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"

"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off
her great hairy muff.

Later that evening when the husband got back in she asked,
"Well, did you see it?"

"Yes," he said. "But why in hell did you have
to show her yours?"

"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it all before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!"

Hey ajay, that's a

ajay,

Did they come from Tasmania?