with all this posturing about the worldwide economy crisis, ive come to the conclusion that money is only an illusion,eg.
in this little resort village in spain all were doing it very tough particullarly pablo the owner of the only hotel.
one day this rich russian tourist drops in on pablo & throws down a 100 euro note on the desk saying he would like to stay a few days if there were a suitable room. so while pablo's wife is showing him the room on the 3rd floor, pablo rushes down to the butcher & gives him the 100 e he owes him then the butcher goes down to the farmer & pays him the 100e that he owes him, the farmer in turn goes to the produce store to pay him the 100e he owes him, now the produce agent has being using the services of a prostitute on credit so he duly pays her the 100e .the prostitute then goes to pablo to pay her 100e for room rental, but unforunately the russian was not happy with the room so pablo gave him his 100e back.

i may have retired but i havent stopped yet, ive got one shed full of woodworking machines & hand tools(my other love, makin sawdust)my othr shed is mechanics tool chests stick &mig welders metal lathe 9 inch swing screw cutting so if icant buy it i make it,i hope im writing this in the right place,thats all i can think of at the moment, cheers & beers