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Sapper #104097 06/03/20 08:27 PM
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Hi all,

This is what not to do if you can't buy a mask. blush https://www.sadanduseless.com/corona-virus-masks/

Cheers
Max.

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Sapper #104099 06/03/20 09:10 PM
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G'day Max grin

Very good!

I went to the supermarket today in corona virus prone Tasmania.
Yep, no toilet paper in an isle devoted to it. All gone!.

It is at these times that I hate dumb people.
Irrational people - and media hype - really stuff with 'appropriate' responses.

There must be plenty of doomsday sheep out there.

Cheers
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Jack


Sapper #104103 06/03/20 10:32 PM
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G'day Jack

Yes I was at the shops yesterday and the same thing here, no toilet paper.

Shops in Japan, the US and New Zealand have also run low on the precious sanitary rolls.

You've got to laugh at the eBay price for 5 rolls . It reminds me of the Y2K apocalypse
this stirred up fears that computers around the world would fail at the stroke of midnight. Planes would fall from the sky, power systems would fail,bank accounts would be wiped
out and nuclear missiles would inadvertently launch.

I refused to believe in Y2K ,it was ridiculous..

Yep lots of doomsday sheep .

Cheers
Max


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Sapper #104105 06/03/20 11:54 PM
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3 bids!!?!

What in hells name....

Sapper #104110 07/03/20 07:14 AM
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Yes Jack,
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad, what is it with the brain capacity of these people

Sapper #104114 07/03/20 09:52 AM
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Hi all,

Yep you get all the scammers at Corona time. Most of the cheap face masks don't protect you from the coronavirus. www.livescience.com/face-mask-new-coronavirus.html

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/health/tips-coronavirus/275-815c332c-6795-472b-ad76-e27f615fd10b




Cheers
Max.

Sapper #104128 07/03/20 07:02 PM
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G'day all
I appreciate this topic for what it says about ODK members.
We're not nutters!

I feel the Corona Virus can be tracked back to two products: -
the Corona and the more virulent Corona Extra.
[If I was a nutter ...]

[Linked Image]

I wish we could develop a virus that only affected dumb Australians.
I would coin this the Darwin Virus or DV-19.

Cheers
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Jack

Sapper #104133 07/03/20 10:48 PM
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Hi Jack

Sorry but you are off the mark on this rare occasion, I spent 15 years with Toyota on the service side and have been in contact with numerous Corona's and have ingested about half a [Censored] of Corona lager in my time ( it would have been more but it's not that good ) without contracting the illness. I put this down to my regime of covering myself with toilet paper every morning before going to work which commenced as an apprentice in 1978. A lot of people have tried to put S%&t on me for doing this but who is laughing now !

Cheers
wce

Sapper #104134 08/03/20 12:21 AM
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G'day WCE,Jack,Norm ,Sapper

Oh what a feeling Toyota. https://www.autonews.com/dealers/toyota-dealership-employee-tests-positive-coronavirus-near-seattle

The good news about the Coronavirus is, if it's made in China it won't last long.

Cheers
Max.

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Sapper #104138 08/03/20 07:30 AM
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The height of stupidity !





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I live a 24 Hour lifestyle, but every now and again I seem to fall asleep, well at least that's what my wife tells me.
Sapper #104140 08/03/20 08:57 AM
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Hi BB and all,

Yes but I can't see anyone coughing up that sort of money for toilet paper, just greedy sellers with dummy bids.



Cheers
Max

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Sapper #104141 08/03/20 09:02 AM
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BB,
I guess there is a way of setting up a fake ebay ID and then not paying for it. For that sort of money you could just ring the factory and I'm sure they would deliver a truck load to your place. All they would need to do is ring a courier company, pretty sure they would be able to handle that sort of request

Sapper #104144 08/03/20 10:40 AM
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I feel the same way guys, but after seeing just how idiotic so many people are, a question mark remains.

Is anyone here really certain, after seeing the moronic behaviour currently on show, that these bids are fake?

Would you put, uh, money on it?

Sapper #104145 08/03/20 11:10 AM
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This is also prevalent here in the UK. It's a truly sad indicator of selfishness and greed which has been fuelled by social media.

I am ashamed to say it but on Wednesday it was reported by BBC radio that some moron with several trollies bought £200 of TP... absolutely mindless, I just wish I could meet him so I could punch that selfish F@@ker in the face!!



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Sapper #104148 08/03/20 11:40 AM
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Ok so I have a couple of packets of TP in the store room downstairs as we usually do, I might try sticking at least one pack on ebay to see how fair dinkum this rubbish really is

Sapper #104149 08/03/20 12:02 PM
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G'day all
A close friend from New Zealand told me that bottled water
was also an issue there.

... I dont think the virus is spread through tap water grin

It's great that folks from overseas report similar stupidity.

Of course there are opportunists during crisis, but many others
are just for fun. You have to laugh ... we have to laugh ...
[Thanks Max for the humour and insight]

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Sapper #104151 08/03/20 12:50 PM
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G'day all. No sign of this hysteria from the hoi polloi abating so far.
The supermarket chains need to tighten the reigns to one per buyer. The mongrels will find a way around it bringing friends or family members but it will make them do the hard yards for it and discourage others.
Four packets per buyer is near on useless.
The government should try and step in and enforce rationing since the companies have been so lax.


Ahh, if only victa had kept producing the thumblatch catcher series, they would be in better shape today!
Sapper #104152 08/03/20 01:21 PM
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G'day Mowerfreak
Totally agree.
One major supermarket chain has said they will do this from today.
I expect the others will follow.

The terrible irony is this: -
In an age that embraced globalization, toilet paper manufacture
has remained in Australia.

It is plain stupid that some Australians are behaving this way.

They need to address the top-end of their bodies. smile

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Jack

Sapper #104153 08/03/20 01:24 PM
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I don't think for one moment that the auction I put up here had a payment made at the end of it.

This is just everyone having a laugh at the sellers expense and having him try and get out of the Final Value Fee that eBay would be applying to this sale. They have changed how they apply fees to completed listings that don't have payment made in the end. It's a right royal pain in the backside. But in saying the above, anyone that puts a listing like this up deserves all the problems they are getting.


Cheers,
BB.


I live a 24 Hour lifestyle, but every now and again I seem to fall asleep, well at least that's what my wife tells me.
Sapper #104155 08/03/20 01:53 PM
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My son wanted to list 24 rolls with a start bid of $24 to see if he could get a laugh but ebay wanted $15 so he could list. I will never list anything on ebay, they burnt me once and they will never get the opportunity again.
New name they are calling this latest disease (panic buying) is Moronavirus

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