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My xmas pressie

Sean

What is worn can be unworn, but ...
What is seen cannot be unseen ... or unsean.

she is taking orders 30 bucks a pair 40 if you want them shorter or tighter cause that would be just wrong

hahahaha. That's awesome. One of my ex's stepfathers had to wear knitted budgie smugglers to the beach because his mother refused to buy him some when she could just make them.

Gotta get my missus to crochet me a tanktop and thongs ...

Pete

I'm with Jack. Some things you cant unsee.

I thought there were moderators to edit out that type of offensive content?!!

Hello Pitrack_1

There's a great Australian poem by Kenneth Slessor that
famously states, "You find this ugly, I find it lovely"

I believe Sean has asked for a crocheted Safari Suit next year.

All very ugly lovely.
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Jack



p.s. I did moderate the comment about the wife though.
Sean's missus is very understanding about Sean's fashion choices.

Jack,

I can't compete with you on the literature.

But your image has been checked out and it's plaid to see you're only tartan things up...

P.S. Umm, I admit it. Those puns are even uglier. I promise to stop now...for now.
P.P.S. Just to be clear my earlier quip was on the fashion only

Hello Pitrack_1

Yep, I plaid into your hands there ... but I did cotton on...
Who writes your material?

I'm no seersucker.
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Jack

That's just nasty! wrong on so many levels off to wash my eyes out now lol..

sorry about that will sort it out
fashion police en route.

Okay all members

Just stay calm as we work through this.
Nothing to see HERE.

The International Fashion Court (IFC) in the Hague, Netherlands,
has advised that this post is now being monitored.

Sean, is this part of your new 'Mowwear' range of clothing?
I love the slogan: "Mowwear To Go!". How about ...
"Mowwear - Turns Grass into Porn".

Brilliant - but challenging.
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Jack



p.s. Members, like Pitrack_1, Chris125, SuperDooper, Aussietrev, IHWS, and more
want to order now, to ensure Xmas delivery. Is that possible?

it was a challenge but my sewingmachine was up to it.

these are selling like hot pants.


sold out of those

Hi Sean

Why do I keep shaking my head in disbelief.
The caption should have read 'From stud to dud.'

The cravats clearly are for the man on the lawn:-
https://www.outdoorking-forum.com.au/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=60888

How's the Classic Range going this Christmas?

Christmas day and you feel like a dud


with my new line of christmas ware you be a new man


and something for autumn


and for all the odk members who grow grass not to mow



MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL