Hi EveryOne
A 75 year-old woman went to the doctor for a check up.
The doctor told her she needed extra cardiovascular activity,
and recommended that she engage in sexual activity
three times a week. A bit embarrassed, she said to the doctor,
'Please tell my husband.'
The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband
that his wife needed sex three times a week.
The elderly husband replied, 'Which days?'
The doctor answered, 'Monday, Wednesday and Friday would be ideal.'
The husband said, 'I can bring her on Monday and Wednesday,
but on Fridays, she'll have to take the bus.'
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I got a new Rolex for Christmas from the lesbian girls
next door.
I think they misunderstood me when I said
'I wanna watch.'
