Greetings All
Seeing as its nearly time, I'd like to be the first
to wish everyone a Happy Christmas.
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I was barely sitting down, when I heard a voice from the
next stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
Now I'm not the type to get into a restroom conversation,
so I don't know what made me answer, but I did,
somewhat embarrassed, say, 'Yeah, doing just fine.'
And the other person says: 'What are you up to?'
What the heck kind of question is that?
But I say: 'Uhhh...just taking care of business.'
Now I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can
when I hear another question: 'Can I come over?'
Wow! Weird!! To politely end the conversation
I say: 'No...I'm a little busy right now!!!'
Then I hear the person nervously say: 'Listen, I'll have
to call you back. There's some clown in the next stall
who keeps answering all my questions!'
