Oh I really loved those 2 am drunks wanting their mower repaired. I solved that problem as I now a phone system that automatically goes to sleep between 6PM and 8AM.
But that didn't stop them as they tried just coming by and knocking on the door. So I now got a chain across the driveway during my off duty hours which I am surprised they haven't tried driving though it.
I am available 60 hrs a week and I believe that is enough. I got to have time off to reset.