Hi Kye,
you've got your head screwed on better than me, and if you reverse your age (14 to 41) you'd be close to mine...
I'd be a lot happier with the future of the world if there were more like you around.
Keep up the good work, manners and attitude mate!

(On second thought, hold the alcohol as you're 14...

instead

)
P.S. Have you tried your charm on 'Chuck Norris' yet? Don't forget, you might have something to offer him and that might get your foot in the door...