It's a lawn mower soap opera!
Will Pete find true love in retirement? Or will Gary cut the neighbour's grass? Stay tuned for the next instalment...
All we need is someone to think up a cutting (sorry) name!
How about a theme song?
Lawn mowers,
Everybody needs good lawn mowers,
With a little Briggs and Stratton,
You can keep cutting all daaaaaay... 
(Sorry Barry)
P. S. You had me fully suckered earlier too

P.p.s. Darn, just noticed Jack beat me to the punch!