My ''er indoors' and I have a very workable agreement. If it is in the shed, outside, or in any way related to the shed or outside, then she doesn't interfere
If it is in the sewing room, or in anyway relates to the sewing room, then I stay well clear!

The moderators need to ensure this story is given pride of place somewhere, me thinks.The combined writers of all the rubbish TV shows on the planet couldn't come up with anything half as unbelievable!