Hi EveryBody
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"Y'know," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home,
especially in Glasgow there's a wee bar called McTavish's.
Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals
so much that when you buy four drinks, he will buy
the 5th drink for you."
"Well," said the Englishman, "at my local, The Red Lion, the barman
there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, that's nuttin," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin
there's O'Driscoll's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot
in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another,
all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks,
they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid.
All on the house."
There was stunned silence.
"Well," said the Englishman finally, "did this actually
happen to you?"
"Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman,
"but it did happen to me sister."
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I paid three grand for my wife to have a boob job
-she was happy.
I paid four grand for her to have a nose job
-she was delighted.
I treat myself to a $30 hand job at the parlour
-and she goes mad.
