A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night
sampling the local product, and on the way home he passed
out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing
by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know
what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt.
Early Sunday morning, the 2 town spinsters came by
and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen
such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Beatrice.
He deserves some kind of punishment," as she searched her bag.
"Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around
the offending member.
"Serves him right," they huffed and continued on to church.
Later the Scotsman awoke, and looked down at his member
and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said ...
"Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been,
but ye won ferst prize!"
