OK - challenge accepted. Let me know if it passes for light entertainment….
If I give you fish and chips…… Nope, can’t use that, already taken..
If I give you half a crown……. Nope, taken too…..
There once was a girl from…… Ah, better stop there…
Hard to stay on topic but here we go:-
We welcome Spring with warmth and colour
the sky now clear, whence earlier was duller
Flowers begin their wake up dance
insects close ranks awaiting their chance
This is the time we start work on the lawn
derived from folklore when Victa was born
Its alone time, me time, no need to cling
I know what I’m doing it’s on Outdoorking!
With Bonnar and Cyber and all of their mates
sharing info and tips on all topics and makes
Back to the business of feeding this addiction
I’ll fert the lawn now and soon use my new addition
A Scotty reborn into a new verticutter
she slices through thatch, a hot knife through butter
Must nourish the soil and prep for a hot streak
with humic and kelp the future’s not bleak
Test the poly pipes and flush out the crap
must water it in you know, all this and all that.
Leave plenty of time when the hard work is done
to spend it with family - you know, our loved ones.
Cheers,
TC.
